I like squeakies
by epic periwinkle master July 17, 2025
Get the squeakiesmug. The offbrand cousin of GARMIN. Instead of telling you where to go, it just vibes and says “recalculating” forever.
Me: “Yo my GPS said turn left but we in the desert rn.”
Friend: “That ain’t GARMIN, that’s GARM IN 💀”
Friend: “That ain’t GARMIN, that’s GARM IN 💀”
by epic periwinkle master August 25, 2025
Get the GARM INmug. Why is everyone a sped?
by epic periwinkle master July 17, 2025
Get the spedmug. A substitute for “wee”
by epic periwinkle master August 22, 2024
Get the Weeeeeewmug. (noun / interjection / verb / anything really)
1. A legendary, unexplainable term born from the depths of chaos, school gulags, and low-res JPEGs. Can mean absolutely anything — a code, a place, a state of being, or just a confused noise your brain makes when it blue-screens.
2. Used to confuse, assert dominance, start a revolution, or trigger a school-wide phenomenon.
3. The official greeting, anthem, curse word, reward system, and punishment all at once in the Wjjverse — a strange alternate reality ruled by Princess Needle, haunted by Weree the coin-sniffing cat, and powered by SHA-256 networks and squeaky inflatable dresses.
1. A legendary, unexplainable term born from the depths of chaos, school gulags, and low-res JPEGs. Can mean absolutely anything — a code, a place, a state of being, or just a confused noise your brain makes when it blue-screens.
2. Used to confuse, assert dominance, start a revolution, or trigger a school-wide phenomenon.
3. The official greeting, anthem, curse word, reward system, and punishment all at once in the Wjjverse — a strange alternate reality ruled by Princess Needle, haunted by Weree the coin-sniffing cat, and powered by SHA-256 networks and squeaky inflatable dresses.
• “I just got 804’d by the school PC. Wjj.”
• “Don’t touch the ALTEC LANSING card, or you’ll trigger the Wjj hub.”
• “He got the Golden Wjj for surviving the Gulag of Wjj 17 times.”
• “Wjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj.”
• “Don’t touch the ALTEC LANSING card, or you’ll trigger the Wjj hub.”
• “He got the Golden Wjj for surviving the Gulag of Wjj 17 times.”
• “Wjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj.”
by epic periwinkle master August 07, 2025
Get the Wjjmug. She is a bouncey boubeye
by epic periwinkle master July 21, 2025
Get the boubeyemug.