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ringing

When a (usually) male individual dons a mask, and exposes their private parts to a Ring doorbell camera system.

I was bored last Friday, so I dug out an old Halloween mask and ran around the neighbourhood ringing all the smart doorbell users.

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Having sex with somebody whilst they are holding their baby.

Named after Bonobo chimps, who have been photographed practicing this act.

“Things started to get physical but her baby kept crying in the room next door, so she comforted her kid while I started bonoboing her"

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