anchovy caviar

1. Idiom; describing a thing, or event, that is highly unlikely.

2. A lie (see also pigeon milk)

also;
3. Let the buyer beware.
That wasn't weed, more like anchovy
caviar, guv.
by elm nop January 16, 2005
mugGet the anchovy caviarmug.

pigeon milk

American idiom expressing the unlikely
or unbelieveable.
"I think I'll go into town to have the
unicorn's horn clipped" Jane intimated.

Jack replied, "Will you bring me back
some pigeon milk?"
by Elm Nop October 25, 2004
mugGet the pigeon milkmug.