hidden powers include contagious laughter, razor-sharp insights and the ability to strike the most interesting conversations. attracts swooning girls with hardly a twitch of his newly-goateed chin. can entice even the shrewiest of shrews with hand-drawn comic strips, evocative words, and a flair for dramatic photography. one smile and he can light up your day.
weakness: cold-hearted pretties
recovery time: fast to the untrained eye, slow to the wizened emo
hero standing: a keeper!
something sad may come my way,
i got no fear 'cause wenrick's here,
he's just the guy to save the day.