Jabez

Name given to a form of human male species found in the slums of southern england. He can be seen wearing rolled up trousers, baring his hairy ankles, white t shirts and a denim jacket, used to catch his prey: ginger males with an adddiction to racing.

A Jabez also has long extremeties allowing him to reproduce from a distance.

Look at that Jabez sitting in a slum.

by elixsey June 14, 2010