Definitions by el viceo

black lacquer table 

old. out of date. dated, but not kool enough to b retro.

5:30 AM, ur sipping coffee with some blue-hairs at a local all-nite dinner. Ur buddy shows up and brags to you that he just downloaded the latest Kenny Newman single. U incoherently reply, "ur such a black lacquer table."

black lacquer table by el viceo May 2, 2006