guarn

guarn is a commonly used alternative noun for a males love impliment. when the word, piece, is added on the end its also a handy insult for deserved types

ooh you complete tossbag you have just caught me on the guarn...

by el sasquerino October 15, 2008

clam socket

'clam socket' is yet another term for the ladies love tunnel. also used as a general term of abuse in certain circles, usually males with hairy arses.

'you really are a clam socket glen!!'

by el sasquerino October 14, 2008