el gordo's definitions

eruption

What happens when you mix two-hand tapping and early shredding at 120+ bpm and throw it on a Charvel Strat ripped apart and put back together. The very beginnings of modern guitar virtuosity, and the basis upon which every shred solo written was built. The pinnacle of precise skill, speed and progression.

Also, a very kickass Van Halen song.

I just played Eruption up to speed, and now I can't peel this orange.

by El Gordo October 20, 2004

cigarette

Tobacco rolled tightly in paper, more often than not with a filter in the back end. Yes, they're harmful and expensive, but who wants to be rolling in a few extra hundred dollars when they're 85, anyway? My favourites are Du Maurier Special Mild and Peter Jackson, although Camel Lights will do in a pinch.

Ah, fuck, I've only got my wish smoke left. Can't split it.

by El Gordo October 19, 2004

solid

1. A state of matter.

2. An exclmation often used by ginos, townies and neds to mean cool or variation thereof.

3. A combination of both 1 and 2.

"What state of matter is a gino?"
"SOLIDDD! brup brup."

by El Gordo October 20, 2004

powerfag

v. - To smoke a cigarette extremely fast, for fear of being caught by parents, teachers, siblings, or any other authorative figure.

I think I might have to powerfag this one. My dad was supposed to be home ten minutes ago.

by El Gordo October 19, 2004