11 definitions by el gordo

wish smoke

The first cigarette in a pack, which you flip filter-down and put it back in the pack. Smoked as the last in the pack, at which point you make a wish. Invalid if you burn up the front of the filter, put it out before it's time or split it with someone.

Aaah, that was a nice wish smoke. Cross your fingers that I get laid tonight.

by el gordo October 20, 2004

eruption

What happens when you mix two-hand tapping and early shredding at 120+ bpm and throw it on a Charvel Strat ripped apart and put back together. The very beginnings of modern guitar virtuosity, and the basis upon which every shred solo written was built. The pinnacle of precise skill, speed and progression.

Also, a very kickass Van Halen song.

I just played Eruption up to speed, and now I can't peel this orange.

by el gordo October 21, 2004

blue anon

the democratic Word meaning opposite of q anon which is demonstrably more prevalent if you apply logic reason and data. Also the word you keep taking down because you dont want to be canceled next. Is that liberty or communism?

blue anon actually occurs in reality and is in fact the creator of the qanon hoax. urban dic wont include a definition of it because they are scared of the communists in charge right now.

by el gordo March 7, 2021

powerfag

v. - To smoke a cigarette extremely fast, for fear of being caught by parents, teachers, siblings, or any other authorative figure.

I think I might have to powerfag this one. My dad was supposed to be home ten minutes ago.

by el gordo October 20, 2004