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Definitions by el gordo

eruption 

What happens when you mix two-hand tapping and early shredding at 120+ bpm and throw it on a Charvel Strat ripped apart and put back together. The very beginnings of modern guitar virtuosity, and the basis upon which every shred solo written was built. The pinnacle of precise skill, speed and progression.

Also, a very kickass Van Halen song.
I just played Eruption up to speed, and now I can't peel this orange.
eruption by El Gordo October 20, 2004
v. - To smoke a cigarette extremely fast, for fear of being caught by parents, teachers, siblings, or any other authorative figure.
I think I might have to powerfag this one. My dad was supposed to be home ten minutes ago.
powerfag by El Gordo October 19, 2004

wish smoke 

The first cigarette in a pack, which you flip filter-down and put it back in the pack. Smoked as the last in the pack, at which point you make a wish. Invalid if you burn up the front of the filter, put it out before it's time or split it with someone.
Aaah, that was a nice wish smoke. Cross your fingers that I get laid tonight.
wish smoke by El Gordo October 19, 2004

cigarette 

Tobacco rolled tightly in paper, more often than not with a filter in the back end. Yes, they're harmful and expensive, but who wants to be rolling in a few extra hundred dollars when they're 85, anyway? My favourites are Du Maurier Special Mild and Peter Jackson, although Camel Lights will do in a pinch.
Ah, fuck, I've only got my wish smoke left. Can't split it.
cigarette by El Gordo October 19, 2004