el chocolate's definitions

AT&T-bagged

What happens when your iPhone drops a call.

The feeling is similar to being slapped in the face by someone's ballsack.

"Sorry I lost you back there. I drove by a tall building and got AT&T-bagged."

by el chocolate November 17, 2009

air poop

(n) fart occurring immediately prior to pooping; the smell of
which is categorically more rank than a typical fart.

(v) to perform such an act, often for dramatic effect.

I just air pooped over by the sink, so you might want to avoid the kitchen for a while.

by el chocolate September 20, 2009