Definitions by edward connors
feeding the goldfish
Your girlfriend is in the bath tub, you are positioned on the toilet or adjacent piece of furniture. You proceed to pleasure yourself reaching climax, letting your tasty flakes fly into the water to be devoured by the waiting mer-woman.
feeding the goldfish by edward connors January 11, 2008
a sneaky chef
Two people engaging in anal sex, male or female. The giving party is the chef, palming a handful of pepper. As the giver is about to enjoy a hearty climax he reaches down and around, tossing the pepper near the nasal cavity of the recieving party. At this point the reciever sneezes and is involuntarily forced to clench the spinchter while the giver reaches fruition. Thus making him, a sneaky chef.
a sneaky chef by edward connors January 11, 2008