ed westerhouse's definitions

mayostard

When a man blows his load into a woman with gonorrhea.

Damn, bitch, I didn't ask for mayostard on my hotdog!

by ed westerhouse November 9, 2003

pile bunker

the act of getting one's ass pwned by a man who listens to castlevania soundtracks.

"I listened to some castlevania soundtracks, and then i pile bunkered him.

by ed westerhouse October 12, 2003