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douche: so she said she figured i was hung like seabiscuit altho im only 7" and thats even in dick inches! but then turns out her ex had pasta and meatballs in his drawers so i guess im worth a lot more to her.
by ed the Word September 15, 2009
Get the pasta and meatballsmug. to do a bougie girl in the ass. a girl who thinks she's all that in terms of status and fashion taking one up the shitter...
kinda like one the girls from the sex in the city movie
kinda like one the girls from the sex in the city movie
maxwell met this crazy girl at the pool...she had an accent as genuine as a 3 dollar bill. so he followed her home last night and he came back smelling like ass. i asked what that was about and he yelled "SEX IN THE SHITTY BRO!
by ed the Word September 22, 2009
Get the sex in the shittymug. a term used by football (soccer not NFL) players for halving your age so your career can last longer. a practice developed after they had to play for a decade before being discovered by talent scouts at which point they only had a few years left in them. they would then say 'i'm 20' when they were almost 40 and a half. smh. your age as should be known by the public. not necessarily on your birth certificate.
ed: that striker looks my dads age but he said he's 24!
word: yeah thats probably just his football age...
word: yeah thats probably just his football age...
by ed the Word September 11, 2009
Get the football agemug.