Gregular

an average joe. a very non remarkable person

here comes gregular again..he's probably gonna say good afternoon and ask how we're doin....again...(shakes head)

by ed the Word September 12, 2009

football age

a term used by football (soccer not NFL) players for halving your age so your career can last longer. a practice developed after they had to play for a decade before being discovered by talent scouts at which point they only had a few years left in them. they would then say 'i'm 20' when they were almost 40 and a half. smh. your age as should be known by the public. not necessarily on your birth certificate.

ed: that striker looks my dads age but he said he's 24!

word: yeah thats probably just his football age...

by ed the Word September 11, 2009

the butterfly effect

when you kiss a girl on the neck or anywhere that makes her feel butterflies in her tummy...

wait till i get my hands on you. i'll teach your tummy the real meaning of the butterfly effect

by ed the Word September 14, 2009