3 definitions by earthen biscuit
An extreme breed of cunt; the asshole, as a cunt. Unlike "cunt," "shitcunt" is free of gender implication/application.
"He is a complete shitcunt."
by earthen biscuit February 4, 2008
To verbally and/or physically beat the piss out of someone with only the best intentions and/or for their benefit.
My friend complained about being single; so, in an act of grandmotherly love, I bluntly told him that nobody wants to date an unwashed, unkempt fatass whose hobbies are limited to video games and masturbation.
by earthen biscuit June 13, 2007
a. I was going to ask her to lunch, but my failsense warned me that she's way out of my league.
b. Passing the junction of the science building and the athletic arena on the campus of my second-rate university gives me fits of failsense.
b. Passing the junction of the science building and the athletic arena on the campus of my second-rate university gives me fits of failsense.
by earthen biscuit February 8, 2008