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failsense

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The awareness of the capacity for fail in oneself or in others.
a. I was going to ask her to lunch, but my failsense warned me that she's way out of my league.

b. Passing the junction of the science building and the athletic arena on the campus of my second-rate university gives me fits of failsense.
by earthen biscuit February 7, 2008
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shitcunt

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An extreme breed of cunt; the asshole, as a cunt. Unlike "cunt," "shitcunt" is free of gender implication/application.
"He is a complete shitcunt."
by earthen biscuit February 4, 2008
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grandmotherly love

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To verbally and/or physically beat the piss out of someone with only the best intentions and/or for their benefit.
My friend complained about being single; so, in an act of grandmotherly love, I bluntly told him that nobody wants to date an unwashed, unkempt fatass whose hobbies are limited to video games and masturbation.
by earthen biscuit July 9, 2007
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