earquipper69's definitions

Earquipper

someone who likes earwax (game in the jackbox party pack 2) more than quiplash

So I was on a date with someone, and I told her I was an Earquipper, and we instantly fucked because she was also an Earquipper.

by earquipper69 June 28, 2022

Valsicko

the valorant player sickness

Thinking of putting down my son after my son after he got infected with Valsicko.

by earquipper69 June 6, 2023