duke pelmo's definitions

phobelape

A "phobelape" is an individual or person that has the habit of constantly using their cell phone (pho), all the time, mostly using text messaging. This individual also likes to lay in bed ( be ) with a laptop on their lap ( lape ). This word can either be a noun or a verb.

My son is a phobelape, he is always texting on his phone while lying in bed. ( noun )

Please stop phobelapping, it is annoying me. ( verb )

by duke pelmo March 23, 2008