drizzake's definitions

TCO

Taken Care Of.

Annoying Mother: 'Holy shit did you wash teh dishes, mow the lawn, clean your room, do your homework, mail these checks, call your legal representative back, smoke that dimebag and take a shower?'
Son: 'Shut up, it's TCO.'

by drizzake August 5, 2008

cunt eye

more frequently occuring in individuals whose faces have sustained substantial damage from the epynomous effects of fetal alcohol syndrome, and/or those of mongoloid lineage, this physical trait is seen on a daily basis by nearly everyone on Earth; strangely enough no one has medically defined this deformality of the eye and a cure has yet to be found.

asians can't help their hideous features or their inherent inability to drive, operate machinery, or conduct major motor functions other than tae kwan do: they've simply been contaged with cunt eye.

by drizzake August 7, 2007

Tub of Shit

When employed in figurative circumstances, it characterizes an individual's proclivity towards acting like a piece of shit, wherein the agglomeration of shit is consolidated, and subsequently coalesced into a wash of social faux pas, truculent to the senses and to any relationship. Literally though, it merely describes any variation of a basin, filled with a chunky, effluvious, cleveland steamer.

I know this guy, and when I consider his poor hygene, his flatulence, volatility, and his entirely-too-excessive wanton, I come to terms with the fact that he is a tub of shit.

by drizzake August 21, 2008