Trumpet Choke

The act of placing one's hand over their posterior region during flatulence to prevent poop from coming out.

I was taking a mean piss at work the other day and felt something hot, REAL hot, close to the temperature of the sun. I pulled out the trumpet choke just in time to save my new boxers briefs.

by drix September 8, 2006

Diesel

The "non-lite" version of any beer or mixer. Usually said with a surprising tone

Damn! You're drinkin' Bud diesel tonight? One of my buddies lost his vision from a twelver' of the diesel

by Drix June 6, 2005