2 definitions by drew a button
A girl who became a archaeologist but instead spends all her time going out looking for dick but still believes that she is perusing her professional career and has discovered many bones in her journey.
Dude I knew that girl in archaeology class, she loves grabbing cock. You should go say hello to her she is a “professional” bone digger.
by drew a button August 18, 2019
When the couch commands you to stay in a soft gentle smoothing voice. The inability to leave the safety of the couch because the world beyond is just not safe.
My girlfriend has become couch locked after eating an entire willie wonky edible and is now crying and laughing at the same time in a fetal position refusing to leave the safety of the couch after 3 hours.
by drew a button December 13, 2020