Urban Dictionary: Definitions by dr. seuss' fallus

tootybitchaz

when two men try to connect their penises by one slightly melted tootsie roll

last night was the great. I totally enacted the tootybitchaz with Michael, he totally won though :(

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when two hot girls try to shit in a guy's mouth while he's saying ballin'

dude, I was totally not able to pronounce the word "ballin'" due to myself receiving shittyballaz, it was nooooooo good

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when you put two nickels in your ass and then you repetitively squeeze your butt cheeks together so they make a clicking sound

dude, that beehawtch was making clickels left and right, I was inordinately aroused.

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