cameltoe

The act of a woman putting the outer lips of her vagina around your face and pushing your head up her vagina until you suffocate and die

oh shit, that lesbian looks like she wants to cameltoe me

by dr mcnasty December 14, 2010

shaft slap

the act of pulling out your penis and slapping a random person in the face with it so hard that the imprint is left on their face

bro, im totally gonna shaft slap your uncle when he gets home

by dr mcnasty December 14, 2010