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Definitions by dorkusmaximus

1) a contraction of "almost" and "moist"

2) a state of hydration not quite reaching a level of what one would consider "moist", but not exactly dry either
1.a) "The carrot cake was a tad almoist, but still tasty"

1.b) "That dirty martini was almoist perfect - I need another"

2) "Freddy's kisses left her almoist, while Armando's kisses made her wet"
almoist by dorkusmaximus June 16, 2009
A contraction of "gleeful" and "evil", describing a state of being where one feels joyously wicked.
1) A gleevil grin spread across his face as he thought about eating the last piece of pie without asking.

2) She gleevilly went about her business, happily crushing men's souls like paper cups.

3) The cat's gleevil demeanor concerned the old man - was Whiskers really trying to bump him off for the inheritance?
gleevil by dorkusmaximus March 3, 2009