1 definition by dookie slayer
A disease in which causes the ankles to shrink at an alarming rate. There is not yet a cure to Smankles but there has been speculation about how eating green apples will cause someone with Smankles to turn cannibalistic and hunt down large dingos, and eat the leader of the pack to become alpha. They then adopt the properties of the dingo and become the most dominant dingo. Smankles is fatal just like aids after one chooses to eat green apples and win over the dingos.
Man, I just got diagnosed with Smankles and now I have the overwhelming urge to eat green apples and go to Africa to take down the strongest dingos.
by dookie slayer May 7, 2019