donnie2light's definitions

drown some brown

Take a crap.

I'll be right back I am going to drown some brown.

by Donnie2Light July 9, 2009

Texas stupid

A special kind of dumb. Someone abnormally ignorant. The kind of person that elects George Bush and Rick Perry.

Jerry likes Donald Trump and roots for the Cowboys, he's as Texas stupid as they come.

by Donnie2Light September 1, 2016

retardocan

A name for an individual who claims the Republican party.

That Stan voted for George Bush what a retardocan.

by Donnie2Light July 10, 2009

static addict

A person addicted to fighting and arguing.A person who thrives on friction and drama.

Johnny can't help himself anymore he is picking fights with everyone he is becoming a real static addict.

by Donnie2Light July 11, 2009

Wiki-Ride

When you search on Wikipedia and then bounce around randomly on the blue highlighted words or phrases that peek your interest.

I looked up my hometown on Wikipedia and got distracted by an interesting subject highlighted on the page and from there went on a Wiki-Ride that ended on the subject of dumpster diving.

by Donnie2Light March 5, 2016

Superbum

An unemployed lazy person that you only keep around for his or her special skills like mechanic work and fix-it ability.

Hey Steve is Robert still staying at your house? Yeah, my car keeps breaking down so I am letting him stay on the couch so I can get help with the car. Robert is lazy but he sure knows how to fix things pretty good...he's a Superbum of sorts.

by Donnie2Light March 5, 2016

Beerdini

A friend that seems to make beers disappear usually when others are to drunk to notice or are outright asleep.

Robert, the Great Beerdini, must have performed his magic last night and made the beer disappear when everyone passed out.

by Donnie2Light March 5, 2016