Mr T.F.A

The person at work, or perhaps a friend who always has to go one better than you, and has always got something better than yours.

Short for "Thats Fuck All"

Person one: I just got a new mobile and it takes pictures

Mr T.F.A: Oh "That's Fuck All" mine takes video, and does this etc etc.

by Donnie April 05, 2004

omlet

Extremely disgusting, yet halarious sexual name for when a guy is getting head and when he busts in the girls ear and folds it over.

"My girlfriend dumped me because i gave her an omlet."

by Donnie November 15, 2004

Joop

The combination of jizz and poop when ejaculating into an ass.

I filler her ass and joop ran down her leg.

by Donnie March 28, 2005