2 definitions by donkey shave
Sarah: Hey Marty I brought you home a cheeseburger.
Marty: Oh, I bet it’s been a VERY VERY BAD burger!
While engaging is sado-mastication, Marty proceeds to pimp slap and punch the helpless cheeseburger before taking a bite and then makes sounds of delight, achieving some sort of sick thrill from this!
Marty: Oh, I bet it’s been a VERY VERY BAD burger!
While engaging is sado-mastication, Marty proceeds to pimp slap and punch the helpless cheeseburger before taking a bite and then makes sounds of delight, achieving some sort of sick thrill from this!
by donkey shave January 30, 2010
A mythical creature like a unicorn, however, a tuna fish with a spherical horn upon his head. Often violent and very territorial, extremely dangerous. Reclusive but will attack if it feels threatened.
Marty: I went swimming in the lake yesterday Sarah…the damndest thing happened…
Sarah: What my love?
Marty: I felt this poking in my butthole and when I waded out of the water to investigate, I found, much to my dismay, a fuckin’ goldfish with a horn stickin’ out of my ass!
Sarah: Oh my God! You were cornholed by a tunacorn!!!!!
Sarah: What my love?
Marty: I felt this poking in my butthole and when I waded out of the water to investigate, I found, much to my dismay, a fuckin’ goldfish with a horn stickin’ out of my ass!
Sarah: Oh my God! You were cornholed by a tunacorn!!!!!
by donkey shave August 29, 2009