Dongkays are disturbingly smart in every way, shape or form. Don’t ever challenge one because they will crap on you so hard that you won’t be able to stand up for another week.
Also, dongkays are one of the most creative and intuitive people on the planet. They are often underestimated but don’t underestimate them cause they’ll kick your sorry butt.
There is no way I’m even going to go close to that dongkay, it’s gonna take a fricken dump on me