testify

To defile an object or area with your testicles.

That nekid dude just testified Boomhauer's forehead. See also, teabaggin'.

by don nalgotas September 07, 2005

sock ass

An ass sporting a pink sock AKA trunk butt

Watching "Pink Flamingos" will forever imprint sock ass on your psyche.

by don nalgotas September 14, 2005

oxygen mask

adj. too close for comfort, generally to the face

I'll wear dat ass like an oxygen mask.

by don nalgotas September 07, 2005