9 definitions by docwhoomph

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a dick that won't get hard
Me - Adam suffers from slumbering lumber even when he isn't drinking.
Jack - He should really see a doctor. They have pills for that now
by docwhoomph July 12, 2010
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an appropriately sized gong, rang with your dick, used to tell a woman to get out of your bed after you are done with her
When my roommate hears my shlong gong he knows to get ready to try to move in for some sloppy seconds.
by docwhoomph July 12, 2010
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