Definitions by doc rich

tension boner 

An inconvenient erection, similar to a NARB, caused by penis being in compromised position due to underwear, seated position or posture usually occurs while driving within minutes of your destination.

So here i am driving lights and sirens to a call and i get a tension boner a block away

tension boner by doc rich September 22, 2015

to save on postage 

To kill bordem

Or, to save on postage, we could get naked and start a revolution.

to save on postage by Doc Rich June 29, 2013