Definitions by doc cq

Tie-bagged 

To have a necktie, usually worn by a co-worker, draped over another's face in a humiliating fashion.

I heard the boss tie-bagged Gertrude.
Yea... first day on the job... she never saw it coming (shakes head sadly).

Tie-bagged by doc cq May 26, 2009

goodie bag 

a coin-purse like sack that is affixed around the penis and testicles by a drawstring. the warmth and softness offer functionality, comfort and style. most commonly fabricated from the softest materials known to man... toddler scalps.

man, this goodie bag is more comfortable than dipping my balls in room temperature pudding while watching a nature show.

goodie bag by doc cq March 31, 2009