cunt universe

When a womans cunt and anal cavity are very circular and loose, as if it remsemble a globe, See also Cunt Globe

DJ: Your mom has a Cunt Globe
Al: Well your mom has a Anal Globe
Mike B: Well both your moms have Cunt universes

DJ&AL: Look Mike you took it to far

by dj b March 17, 2005

cunt-slab

The Item or vehicle you place a womans cunt on before you beat/eat/hump it.

I could not find a cunt slab for my mistress so my penis grew soft

by dj b March 08, 2005

cunt globe

when ones cunt has been so viciously humped that it resembles a globe, very loose and open.

I was about to give this chick the works but when i pulled down her kelt she had a cunt globe.

by dj b March 17, 2005