1 definition by divertiti
1. A question servers and bartenders ask themselves when they encounter an unfriendly or odd guest, in order to remain as if they care while maintaining the superiority of knowing they are smarter than said guest.
2. A question asked by employees when cornered by a boss.
2. A question asked by employees when cornered by a boss.
1. ' That woman just asked me if there was meat in the veggie burger!'
'Did you ask yourself WWBD?'
'Yes, I shook my head and asked if anyone else had a real question?'
2. Boss: 'You owe them an apology!'
Employee: *WWBD*, deep breath! 'YOU APOLOGIZE IF THEY HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT! IT IS NOT MY FAULT I'M NOT JEWISH!' Quickly walks out before the statement is processed.
'Did you ask yourself WWBD?'
'Yes, I shook my head and asked if anyone else had a real question?'
2. Boss: 'You owe them an apology!'
Employee: *WWBD*, deep breath! 'YOU APOLOGIZE IF THEY HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT! IT IS NOT MY FAULT I'M NOT JEWISH!' Quickly walks out before the statement is processed.
by divertiti April 1, 2011