ditch's definitions

mirror bitch

A big-city urban democrat, usually a female, who compares you to a list of popular images and then judges you without any empathy, based on her findings. A mirror bitch will attempt to encapsulated your entire soul with a single word or phrase using wit that relies heavily on double-entendre and her knowledge of a pop-culture. A mirror bitche's end goal is to humiliate you in front of a large group of people at a party by showing you and them your true reflection, which she controls.

Some Mirror bitch just called me Tommy Booze-Cruise

by ditch June 6, 2017

Truffle Pig

A greedy media executive who orders the printing of elaborate bullsh*t meant to confuse rather than inform the public. Truffle are "Mushrooms" (as with psychedelic properties which cause hallucinations and confusion) and Pigs, animals known for their sloppy, greedy dispositions.

The country is being over-run by Truffle Pigs. That b*tch is an annoying Truffle Pig.

by ditch April 8, 2017