dildo dan's definitions

Austrailian Jack Hammer

When you're in the middle of having some wayward port riding you and you grab her by the shoulder to pull her down allowing you to utilize the mattress providing more force as you proceed to beat that pussy up like a cheap steak.

The other night I had this thot riding my cock when I decided to introduce her to the Austrailian Jack Hammer!!! Turned that moaner into a screamer!

by Dildo Dan April 16, 2015

twaked out

a person who habitually uses methanphetamines for long periods of time

hey, that dude is really twaked out!

by dildo dan September 18, 2003

Blipper

to put your dick in an electic outlet

OUCh! OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!

by dildo dan May 14, 2005

Skitz

speed

I gotta get some skitz.

by dildo dan September 18, 2003