bastienne

Bastienne is the strangest person you will ever meet. Trust me. Avoid her at all costs.

She once strangled me with a Harry Styles scarf and forced me to listen to One Direction's albums in her torture chamber. I am traumatised to this day.

She is also hilariously funny. She made me snort water out of my nose once.

friend: "who's that?"
me: "oh that's bastienne. she's insane."

by diggadslefteye November 23, 2021