Definitions by diddle bomb

douchevalanche 

When something so douchey happens that it feels like an avalanche came down on you.

When I heard that Nickelback was named "Band of the Decade" by Billboard, it was like an abominable douchevalanche came rushing down upon my faith in mankind.

douchevalanche by diddle bomb December 26, 2009

hammock up 

to don a banana hammock.

the first condition of the pants-off dance-off is that all participants must hammock up; no exceptions.

hammock up by diddle bomb October 31, 2008