derrick campanelli's definitions

Laserrhia

diarrhia that projects out of your anus at the speed of a laser; when a turd like this occurs it should sound like the laser effects from every star wars movie you have ever seen!

I laserrhia'd so hard last night my head hit the cieling!

by derrick campanelli August 2, 2006

dew drop

the clear male secretion left on the tip of the pee hole after aggressive hugging and or making out

Bj had a dew drop after hugging jill

by derrick campanelli August 2, 2006