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Ranch Kiss

A "Ranch Kiss" is a normal kiss or making out with a sweet semen drizzle on the lips.

A: "Hey, man, can I hit that?"

B: "Sorry, I would let you but she gave me a ranch kiss this morning."

A: "Ew?"

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1. Women collectively, particularly the selection of women inhabiting a given location or establishment.
2. The female reproductive gash.

1. Bloody hell, James! This place is crawling with blart.
2. It smells like your mum's blart in here.

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