Paula: What are we going to eat? There's no food in this house.
Simon: I'm sorry but I went on a preexpiration binge last night.
Randy: Yo dog check this out nice performance...
Simon: I'm sorry but I went on a preexpiration binge last night.
Randy: Yo dog check this out nice performance...
by deez nutz81 July 11, 2008
Person a: what happened to that gallon of milk in the refrigerator?
Person b: Oh, I gave it an expiration chug, so it wouldn't go bad.
Person a: Good thinking!
Person b: Oh, I gave it an expiration chug, so it wouldn't go bad.
Person a: Good thinking!
by deez nutz81 July 11, 2008