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ticklepire

A creature that comes out of your anus at night and tickles your grandmother.

Grandma: What's that crawling out of your butt?
Mariah: Why, I don't know! That's quite peculiar!
Grandma: Oh no! It seems to be attacking me. He he he he ha ha hoo! I'll call it a ticklepire!

by deathray October 3, 2007