daveuk123's definitions

hurpfully

Slang for hopefully

Well hurpfully I can get back to you later today.

by daveuk123 March 15, 2018

human sloth

A human who appears to live out their life in slow motion, taking an age to do anything, speaks slowly and ends up getting in their own way.

Everything about that guy annoys me, it takes him nearly a minute to remove his coat and sit down, he's a human sloth.

by daveuk123 May 28, 2018

chair moistener

A sweaty co-worker who over the course of day gradually moistens their chair with their bodily fluids.

"Smithers, what's the name of this gastropod?", "Homer Simpson, sir. One of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G."

by daveuk123 April 14, 2021