Definitions by davej2lol

raffia 

A Raffia has strong knees.

Can usually be found drinking Sainsbury's own vodka on a Wednesday.

Good at eating other peoples food.
Rises around 5pm every day.

Also known as a 'Matt's bird'

Overall, she is nice.

There is more to her than these five sentences.

Matt: ' Where is Raffia?'

Raffia: ' I am right beside you, in your bed, because I haven't left yet, even though its 5pm, and I got here at 3am'

raffia by davej2lol February 1, 2018