Suicide Wank

When you're having a wank, just before blowing the load, shout out "Mom" or "Dad", then try and finish the job before they get into your room!
Me: Jerking off
Brain: Suicide wank time
Me: "Mom! Dad! come here and quick!"
by darwin (herolevi) November 19, 2019
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