Definitions by darwin (herolevi)

Suicide Wank 

When you're having a wank, just before blowing the load, shout out "Mom" or "Dad", then try and finish the job before they get into your room!

Me: Jerking off
Brain: Suicide wank time
Me: "Mom! Dad! come here and quick!"

Suicide Wank by darwin (herolevi) November 19, 2019