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Sirey is a little special and I mean special like dyslexic. She’s a slut and she’s proud of it. She loves men like Micheal B Jordan and Chris Evans but she’s also very gay and likes to kiss women. Sirey is very funny and should be a stand up comedian. She’s got a scrumptious volumostious delicious juicy ass. She’s a good writer but doesn’t do well in school. She’s got a lot of friends and that’s all she needs. She always has to take a fat shit and a fat leak. Everyday she has to shit. She has ibs. The toilets cry because of her she makes toliets cry. But overall of these disadvantages she’s very pretty and nice. But, mentally ill and needs to be sent away.
Darlene: “Aye you know my pretty friend sirey?”
Person:”yeah?”
Darlene: “oh she needa get put down.”
Person: “oh damn that’s fire. But not my problem.”
Person:”yeah?”
Darlene: “oh she needa get put down.”
Person: “oh damn that’s fire. But not my problem.”
by darlenefuckedmereal November 20, 2022
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