Definitions by daniel fucking martinez bitch ass motherfucker let me use this name

dirty tiffany 

when a big boobed whore steals your chocalate muffin when you told the bitch not to touch it and you leave to work and come home and its gone and she is no where to be found

when i see the bitch that did the dirty tiffany im going to punch her big ass titty

dirty tiffany by daniel fucking martinez bitch ass motherfucker let me use this name March 9, 2008

dirty valerie 

when you spend more then 80 bucks for valentines day and you give it to her and you give her a card asking her out and all you get is a thanks

dont spend money on a dirty valerie cause your ass aint gonna get some

dirty valerie by daniel fucking martinez bitch ass motherfucker let me use this name March 8, 2008