grotesquities

pronounced: grow-tess-ka-teez

things that disturb you, scare you, or just make you queezy at the stomach.

Things that are grotesque.

Mason can't watch horror movies because he is easily frightened by the grotesquities.

by danbrown4life February 09, 2008

giggle-gram

a telegram or message that makes you giggle.

or an envelope with laughing gas in it.

"i sent the giggle-gram to mason's house yesterday, and guess what: he was totally giggled shitless!!!!!"

by danbrown4life February 01, 2008

dismember

to cut off a guy's member.

Poor Mason... he was dismembered and now he can't ever have sex again!!!

by danbrown4life February 23, 2008

dabbable

the ability to be dabbed.

Salt is very dabbable with a wet cloth.

by danbrown4life February 01, 2008

degrittled

to take the syrup out of a McGriddle

What's the point in eating this McGriddle? It's been degrittled.

by danbrown4life February 09, 2008