3 definitions by dan and adam

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Squidwarding is the act of taking ones testicles, and placing each in separate eyes of another person, and taking your penis and laying it down the persons nose, creating the appearance of the cartoon character Squidward from the childrens show Spongebob Squarepants

i was squidwarding this one girl last night while she was sleeping
by dan and adam June 03, 2007
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the act of placing ones testicles over anothers eyes, and your penis down their nose, to give the apperance of the character squidward from the childrens show spongebob squarepants.
i was squidwarding everyone last night
by dan and adam June 03, 2007
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the act of coughing excessivley, annoyingly, and uncontrollably while smoking marijuana
Phil was Goozing so much last night while we were smoking a blunt
by dan and adam June 04, 2007
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