mother fucker

Mother fuckers like your father. Think about it, he fucked your mom, right? That is how you are alive on this planet. Your father was indeed a mother fucker.
Son: Dad, you mother fucker.
Dad: I know, I fucked your mom.
by daddy is typing... November 29, 2022
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Something you are most likely to get in trouble by your dad for...
You: looks up pornhub.com
Dad is currently typing...
by daddy is typing... November 29, 2022
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