Definitions by da original playa
shankill
an absolute fucking shit hole in west belfast ireland. the people are scum. a bunch of dole scrounging mother fuckers that has the highest reported drug use and rat infested houses in ireland. they are the crux of hand out begging loyalist trash. even normal prods hate them.
shankill by da original playa June 11, 2006
chelmsford
a small dreary south east english town in essex that is surpringly catholic. it has what the locals call a river! the chelmer, not a river as such more like a trickle of piss.it is a very clean town however and the people couldnt care less. when the british media is bored or run out of zenophopic crap to say about france they normally turn on essex which is all bullshit. essex is not full of slags white vans or chavs it has the best chippies in the world and the best fish i have ever tasted and im irish!. the park is absolutley glorious and very well looked after, the town is a bit too flowery for normal tastes but at least its not a grey tower block estate. and it has had the hottest weather i have ever seen 96 degrees plus. the bars are cool and very safe and the people are nice but the drink is stinkin.
chelmsford by da original playa June 11, 2006