Definitions by da' guv

Crumpin' Fuglies 

When two SERIOUSLY ugly people have sex.

The darker side of "bumping uglies"

Q: Where's Fat G.?

A: He got all boozed up and went home with that nasty chick who was hanging all over him. They're probably crumpin' fuglies as we speak.

Crumpin' Fuglies by da' guv January 8, 2011